(Source: mcpadalackles, via wendigoward)
(Source: escarlatt, via its-notallskinandbones)
heyatleastitsnotcancer:
Restless leg syndrome makes me feel like:
elasmosaurus:
Harley and Ivy
(via albinwonderland)
arystar:
blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am: Wow. The human body is fascinating I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them. HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
blingostarr:
courtbo: finishedby5am: Wow. The human body is fascinating I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.
courtbo:
finishedby5am: Wow. The human body is fascinating
finishedby5am:
Wow.
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.
HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
(Source: ssscuttlebuttt, via groomscanbewhorestoo)
motherfuckingrobothead:
Just for the record, the weather todayis slightly sarcastic with a good chance ofA. indifference or B. disinterest in what the critics say
(via the-i-in-reunion)
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
realistic captions for selfies:
(via andrewdostssocks)
fragileasapapercup:
There’s a part I can’t tell…
(via somenates)
piewinchesters:
If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat
(Source: clumsycas, via funfreacksnc)
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
(via facedeepinthecancunsun)
(Source: yourenotgoingtoheaven, via zachstoneisfamous)
artisdeadx4:
Gifs of the intro to Bo Burnhams new show “What” - (X)
(via jillburnham)
thefrogman:
Otis wanted me to take some seductive photos for his girlfriend Zoey.
zoeythecorgi:
All smiles!
jensens14thfreckle:
1x01 - Pilot || 2x20 - What is and What Should Never Be
(via wendigoward)