Mary Magdelicious

Ashley. 22. I'm just the worst. ♪ ♫


brendonainteverwearingashirt:

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

Are you Dallon Weekes?

(via girls-girls-panic)


fitwithoutfat:

I’m so glad I can still eat ice cream.🍦😊 When I eliminated dairy from my diet in February, I was bummed because I would no longer be able to eat my favorite dessert. Who knew that you could turn straight up bananas into soft serve! This discovery put me in a win-win situation: I could eat ice cream to my heart’s content, AND it was healthy. 😄 This particular #nanaicecream is made with 4 frozen bananas, a couple tablespoons of cocoa powder, and some almond milk. I served it with banana slices and a chopped chocolate-covered cherry 🍒🍌

fitwithoutfat:

I’m so glad I can still eat ice cream.🍦😊 When I eliminated dairy from my diet in February, I was bummed because I would no longer be able to eat my favorite dessert. Who knew that you could turn straight up bananas into soft serve! This discovery put me in a win-win situation: I could eat ice cream to my heart’s content, AND it was healthy. 😄 This particular #nanaicecream is made with 4 frozen bananas, a couple tablespoons of cocoa powder, and some almond milk. I served it with banana slices and a chopped chocolate-covered cherry 🍒🍌

(via beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)



transformerssextape:

the fact that we expect college kids to be broke and basically be living in poverty and thats something thats normal?? like you leave high school and you’re thrown into the world and if you tell someone you don’t have enough money to buy decent food, they just expect it. thats fucked up

(via entire-galaxies)


averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via iincruentus)


glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via allthewrongquestions)


  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

(via entire-galaxies)


zizino:

*me on the first date* so…who cooks you food? Do you do your own laundry? Does your mom clean your room? Who ironed the shirt you’re wearing right now? Does she make your bed? Do you know how to do anything?

(via killbenedictcumberbatch)


- you’re kidding
- i dunno. am I?

(Source: marlassinger, via dailyhelena)


fueledbyramen:

Brendon Urie: Luck Be A Lady / Fly Me To The Moon (LIVE)

Watch Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco kick off the Alternative Press Music Awards with a pair of Frank Sinatra covers just before he won the APMA for Best Vocalist!

Click HERE to watch him accept the award presented by Craig Owens of Chiodos and Tyler Carter from Issues.


temptasiann:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

(via oh-boo-you-wh0re)


c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

(Source: watsonwarrior, via silencescreamsme)


readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

(via silencescreamsme)


  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance