Mary Magdelicious

Ashley. 22. I'm just the worst. ♪ ♫


Or a knife! If he darkens my door way again…

Or a knife! If he darkens my door way again…


bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

(via 365daysofhalloween)


It would appear! His name is Shawn Jones, he’s 24, from Philadelphia, has a Philadelphia tattoo on his arm and a snaggle tooth. Both times, he told me “Thank you for keeping America beautiful” that son of a bitch.

It would appear! His name is Shawn Jones, he’s 24, from Philadelphia, has a Philadelphia tattoo on his arm and a snaggle tooth. Both times, he told me “Thank you for keeping America beautiful” that son of a bitch.


Threatened my first lawsuit today. Y’know. Adult stuff.


I’m very weirded out by this whole situation.


About four years ago when I was about to leave for college, a guy came to my door selling magazines and he hit on me the whole time. Fast forward to now, I moved into a new apartment in a new town and this guy comes by to sell magazines. He used the same pick up lines. I think this was the exact same guy.


spencerandthesmiths:

Happy birthday to the man who taught me a hell of a lot about strengh, courage, and perseverance! 

Spencer James Smith

  •  Born September 2, 1987
  •     “Aspiring Archeologist, Neurosurgeon, and Roller Coaster Designer…Deep lover of Legos and Mexican food.”

(via thisonesaparadox)




breaking bad + iconic scenes

(Source: theonqreyjoy, via legendofgee)


fueledbyramen:

Happy birthday to Spencer Smith from everyone at Fueled By Ramen!

fueledbyramen:

Happy birthday to Spencer Smith from everyone at Fueled By Ramen!


The worst thing about being a comm/mass media student is the severe underestimation of our ages by the professors
“oh you probably don’t remember VHS players or wall phones.”


wendigoward:

You can all ignore this…no questions please.

This game of truth or dare is getting out of hand

wendigoward:

You can all ignore this…no questions please.

This game of truth or dare is getting out of hand


phyerfly:

i felt like i connected a lot to the stickers at the greenhouse today

(Source: phyerfly.tumblr.con, via strawbabyprincess)